brainthoughts, etc.

josh tuper.
Neurotic writer.
cheeseburger connoisseur.
Whiskey Drinker.
Classy Mofo.
Illest shirt ever. I want it.

Illest shirt ever. I want it.

Sam & Suzy’s Playlist. This is the best thing ever.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

—Kurt Vonnegut

“Well, now that you have my heart, I’m pretty much an empty cavity inside. For lack of a better term; heartless. I will now treat each woman I meet with a passive aggressive pretentiousness that will ruin relationship after relationship for many years to come.”